This months thou shall not

Make fucking Xmas albums 

Twisted Sister-we cheered when they reformed and you can't mess with their back catalogue, but the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped nearly drowned out the jingle bells on Dee snider ans Co's hopeless A Twisted Christmas opus the twelve days of Christmas seemed to go on for fucking months please make it stop - verdict GUILTY

Insane Clown Posse -has anyone actually heard the not very legendary A Carnival Christmas EP? even by the dim witted standards of dumbfuckery that these painted bell-ends have maintained over the years it's uniquely dismal slab of festive shite the first track is called Satan's a fat bitch ho ho ho . you twats -verdict GUILTY

Rob Halford-we love the metal god but it wasn't just baby Jesus who shed a few tears when he released his Winter Songs album last year we hereby demand that rob promises never to record another Christmas carol every time hear we three kings we bring up a bit of last Decembers eggnog verdict GUILTY