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Metal Survey 3 years, 2 months ago #1318

  • Satan
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yeah I know it's a long survey, but if you could just take some time and fill it out I'll give you a coupon for a discount on a Tronjob. Even if you could fill out most of it, I'd really appreciate it. These questions are pretty random, but I tried to group questions by categories.
Why am I doing this? special research, trust me it'll make more sense later.

If you really don't want to answer that many questions, could you at least answer questions 78-101?
those are the most important ones.


Metal Survey

You can submit this publicly, or anonymously. If you can’t find any place to post it, or you want to send it privately, send it to my email elamb87@gmail.com
For each question, put Y for yes, N for no, and X for no answer. If you put an X your answer won’t count towards the final statistics.
Put your answer before the number; feel free to leave witty remarks.
Ex: Y 66. Are you a farmer? (I’m a lead farmer motha fucka)
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Name:
Nickname/Stage name:
Age:
Gender:

1. Do you see yourself as a badass?
2. Are you a cocky bastard?
3. Would you say that you are shy?
4. Are you a ladies man?
5. Would you say that you have high ideals?
6. Do you keep up with politics?
7. Is metal just an escape from reality?
8. Do you want to get married some day?
9. Are you a family man?
10. Will you die a legend or die trying?
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them?
12. Do you hate babies/children?
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby?
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you?
15. Is judging people bad?
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer?
17. Do you suffer from depression?
18. Do you enjoy self destruction?
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep?
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal?

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground?
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die?
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise?
24. Do you like the beach?
25. Is winter better than summer?
26. Do you love video games?
27. Do you read books?
28. Are you fluent in internet memes?
29. Do you love sci-fi?
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd?
31. Do you play any sports?
32. Do you watch sports?

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit?
34. How about anything with “-core”?
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag?
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal?
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal?
38. Is Behemoth still black metal?
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit?
40. Is black metal dead?
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal?
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands?
43. Is depressive black metal depressing?
44. Is Tenacious D metal?
45. Is corpse paint still cool?
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal?
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool?
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton?
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap?
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal?

51. Do you believe in an afterlife?
52. Do you believe in god?
53. If so, is god an asshole?
54. Do you hate Christianity?
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general?
56. Did you grow up in a religious family?
57. Have you ever read the bible?
58. Did you grow up poor?
59. Do you have any super religious friends?
60. All you need is love?

61. Do you play an instrument?
62. Are you actually good at it?
63. Are you fluent in music theory?
64. Are you in a band?
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows?
666. Do you have a large physical music collection?
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts?
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs?
69. Is it over 30 gigs?
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia?

71. Do you drink?
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol?
73. Do you smoke cigarettes?
74. Do you smoke pot?
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs?
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs?
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality?

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months?
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts?
80. Do you use Metal-Archives?
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates?
82. Are you active in the metal community?
83. Have you ever burnt a bible?
84. Do you know the metal handshake?
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices)
86. Do you think about metal more than sex?
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist?
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people?
89. Do you look down on metal noobs?
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere?
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram?
92. Do women fail at metal?
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker?
94. Are most of your friends metal heads?
95. Do you like low-fi metal?
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general?
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows?
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit?
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm?
100. Do you wear boots?
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals?

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot
110. Do you know any other metal chicks?
111. Do you actually get along?
112. Do you only go out with metal guys?
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho?
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal?
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal?
116. Can you shred the guitar?
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me?

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Death metal
Black metal
Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
Classic heavy metal

Re: Metal Survey 3 years, 2 months ago #1383

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Name: Jared
Nickname/Stage name: Seraph
Age: 17
Gender: Male

1. Do you see yourself as a badass? N
2. Are you a cocky bastard?N
3. Would you say that you are shy? Y
4. Are you a ladies man? N
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Y
6. Do you keep up with politics? Y
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? Y
8. Do you want to get married some day? N
9. Are you a family man? N
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? Legend
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? Y
12. Do you hate babies/children? Y
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? N
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you? Stupid
15. Is judging people bad? Y
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? N
17. Do you suffer from depression? Y
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? N
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? Y
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? N

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? N
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? Fight
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? N
24. Do you like the beach? N
25. Is winter better than summer? Y
26. Do you love video games? Y
27. Do you read books? Y
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? N
29. Do you love sci-fi? Y
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? Y
31. Do you play any sports? N
32. Do you watch sports? N

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? Y
34. How about anything with “-core”? Y
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? N
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? N
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? Y
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? Y
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? Y
40. Is black metal dead? N
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? Y
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands? Y
43. Is depressive black metal depressing?N
44. Is Tenacious D metal? N
45. Is corpse paint still cool? Y
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? Y
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? Y
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? Y
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? Y
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? N

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? Y
52. Do you believe in god? Y
53. If so, is god an asshole? N
54. Do you hate Christianity? N
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? N
56. Did you grow up in a religious family? Y
57. Have you ever read the bible? Y
58. Did you grow up poor? Y
59. Do you have any super religious friends? N
60. All you need is love? Y

61. Do you play an instrument? Y
62. Are you actually good at it? Y
63. Are you fluent in music theory? N
64. Are you in a band? N
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? N
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? Y
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? N
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? Y
69. Is it over 30 gigs? Y
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? N

71. Do you drink? Y
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? Y
73. Do you smoke cigarettes? Y
74. Do you smoke pot? Y
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? N
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? N
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? Y

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? Y
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? Y
80. Do you use Metal-Archives? Y
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? Y
82. Are you active in the metal community? Y
83. Have you ever burnt a bible? N
84. Do you know the metal handshake? Y
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices) Y
86. Do you think about metal more than sex? Y
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist? N
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people? Y
89. Do you look down on metal noobs? N
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere? Y
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram? N
92. Do women fail at metal? N
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? N
94. Are most of your friends metal heads? Y
95. Do you like low-fi metal? Y
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? N
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? N
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? Y
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm? Y
100. Do you wear boots? Y
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? Y

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair? Y
103. Do you have facial hair? Y
104. Do you have any tattoos? N
105. Do you have any piercings? Y
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks? Y
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan? Y
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years? Y

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot
110. Do you know any other metal chicks?
111. Do you actually get along?
112. Do you only go out with metal guys?
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho?
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal?
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal?
116. Can you shred the guitar?
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me?

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Death metal Y
Black metal
Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
Classic heavy metal

Re:Metal Survey 3 years, 2 months ago #1426

  • Bazzy
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  • Posts: 5
  • Karma: 0
Name: Kortnie
Nickname/Stage name: Bazzy
Age: 18
Gender: F

Sometimes.. hehe 1. Do you see yourself as a badass?
N 2. Are you a cocky bastard?
Sometimes 3. Would you say that you are shy?
Uh N 4. Are you a ladies man?
Y 5. Would you say that you have high ideals?
N 6. Do you keep up with politics?
N 7. Is metal just an escape from reality?
Y 8. Do you want to get married some day?
Woman Y =) 9. Are you a family man?
Legend 10. Will you die a legend or die trying?
Y 11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them?
Y 12. Do you hate babies/children?
N 13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby?
CRAZY! 14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you?
Y 15. Is judging people bad?
N 16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer?
N 17. Do you suffer from depression?
HECK N 18. Do you enjoy self destruction?
N 19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep?
N 20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal?

Y 21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground?
Fight 22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die?
Y 23. Do you regularly work out or exercise?
Y 24. Do you like the beach?
Fall =)25. Is winter better than summer?
N 26. Do you love video games?
Y 27. Do you read books?
N 28. Are you fluent in internet memes?
Y 29. Do you love sci-fi?
N 30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd?
Y 31. Do you play any sports?
Y 32. Do you watch sports?

Y 33. Do you think nu-metal is legit?
Y 34. How about anything with “-core”?
Who? 35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag?
Dunno? 36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal?
?? 37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal?
??38. Is Behemoth still black metal?
Y 39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit?
?? 40. Is black metal dead?
??41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal?
N 42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands?
Sure? 43. Is depressive black metal depressing?
?? 44. Is Tenacious D metal?
?? 45. Is corpse paint still cool?
Y 46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal?
?? 47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool?
Y 48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton?
Ew N49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap?
Y 50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal?

Y 51. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Y 52. Do you believe in god?
N 53. If so, is god an asshole?
N 54. Do you hate Christianity?
N 55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general?
Y 56. Did you grow up in a religious family?
Y 57. Have you ever read the bible?
N 58. Did you grow up poor?
Y 59. Do you have any super religious friends?
N 60. All you need is love?

N =( 61. Do you play an instrument?
62. Are you actually good at it?
N 63. Are you fluent in music theory?
N 64. Are you in a band?
N 65. Are you playing/have you played live shows?
Y 666. Do you have a large physical music collection?
N 67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts?
Y 68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs?
Y 69. Is it over 30 gigs?
N 70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia?

N 71. Do you drink?
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol?
N 73. Do you smoke cigarettes?
N 74. Do you smoke pot?
Ha N75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs?
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs?
Y 77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality?

N 78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months?
Y 79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts?
N 80. Do you use Metal-Archives?
Y 81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates?
Y 82. Are you active in the metal community?
N 83. Have you ever burnt a bible?
Y 84. Do you know the metal handshake?
N 85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices)
Y 86. Do you think about metal more than sex?
N 87. Would you consider yourself an elitist?
Y 88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people?
N 89. Do you look down on metal noobs?
N 90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere?
N 91. Do you have your own personal pentagram?
N 92. Do women fail at metal?
N 93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker?
1/2 94. Are most of your friends metal heads?
? 95. Do you like low-fi metal?
N 96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general?
N 97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows?
N 98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit?
N 99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm?
Sometimes 100. Do you wear boots?
N 101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals?

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
Duh 109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot
Y 110. Do you know any other metal chicks?
Y 111. Do you actually get along?
Y 112. Do you only go out with metal guys?
Who? 113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho?
N 114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal?
Y 115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal?
N =( 116. Can you shred the guitar?
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me?

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Death metal
Black metal
1/2 Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
1/2 Classic heavy metal

1/2 + 1/2 = 1

Re:Metal Survey 3 years, 2 months ago #1427

  • Maiden_Goddess
Satan wrote:
yeah I know it's a long survey, but if you could just take some time and fill it out I'll give you a coupon for a discount on a Tronjob. Even if you could fill out most of it, I'd really appreciate it. These questions are pretty random, but I tried to group questions by categories.
Why am I doing this? special research, trust me it'll make more sense later.

If you really don't want to answer that many questions, could you at least answer questions 78-101?
those are the most important ones.


Metal Survey

You can submit this publicly, or anonymously. If you can’t find any place to post it, or you want to send it privately, send it to my email elamb87@gmail.com
For each question, put Y for yes, N for no, and X for no answer. If you put an X your answer won’t count towards the final statistics.
Put your answer before the number; feel free to leave witty remarks.
Ex: Y 66. Are you a farmer? (I’m a lead farmer motha fucka)
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Name: Maiden
Nickname/Stage name:Dream_On
Age: 27
Gender:F

1. Do you see yourself as a badass? Sometimes
2. Are you a cocky bastard? N
3. Would you say that you are shy? N
4. Are you a ladies man? N/A
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Y
6. Do you keep up with politics? N
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? NO, ITS MY ENTIRE LIFE
8. Do you want to get married some day? NO!
9. Are you a family man? A FAM WOMAN
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? NAH
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? YES!!
12. Do you hate babies/children? NO
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? NO!
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you?
15. Is judging people bad? NO
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? NO
17. Do you suffer from depression? NO
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? NOPE NOT AT ALL
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? NAH
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? NO, IM TOUGH BECAUSE IF YOU BOTHER ME I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground?
NO
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? FIGHT!
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? NO
24. Do you like the beach? Y
25. Is winter better than summer? Y
26. Do you love video games? Y
27. Do you read books? Y
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? N
29. Do you love sci-fi? N
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? N
31. Do you play any sports?N
32. Do you watch sports? N

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? NO!
34. How about anything with “-core”? NO!
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? YES
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? NOOO!
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? NO
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? Y
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? DEPENDS ON THE BAND
40. Is black metal dead? NO
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? POESSEED IS THE FATHER OF DEATH METAL, DEATH JUST MADE IT PERFECT!
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands?N
43. Is depressive black metal depressing?N
44. Is Tenacious D metal? FUNNY METAL
45. Is corpse paint still cool? Y
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? YES
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? N
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? HARD QUESTION BOTH ARE GREAT GUITARRIST
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? UCK!!! NO!!
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? NOT DESTROYING...JUST MAKING US LOOK BAD

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? NO
52. Do you believe in god?
53. If so, is god an asshole?
54. Do you hate Christianity?
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general?
56. Did you grow up in a religious family?
57. Have you ever read the bible?
58. Did you grow up poor?
59. Do you have any super religious friends?
60. All you need is love?

61. Do you play an instrument?
62. Are you actually good at it?
63. Are you fluent in music theory?
64. Are you in a band?
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows?
666. Do you have a large physical music collection?
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts?
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs?
69. Is it over 30 gigs?
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia?

71. Do you drink?
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol?
73. Do you smoke cigarettes?
74. Do you smoke pot?
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs?
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs?
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality?

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months?
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts?
80. Do you use Metal-Archives?
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates?
82. Are you active in the metal community?
83. Have you ever burnt a bible?
84. Do you know the metal handshake?
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices)
86. Do you think about metal more than sex?
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist?
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people?
89. Do you look down on metal noobs?
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere?
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram?
92. Do women fail at metal?
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker?
94. Are most of your friends metal heads?
95. Do you like low-fi metal?
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general?
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows?
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit?
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm?
100. Do you wear boots?
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals?

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot
110. Do you know any other metal chicks?
111. Do you actually get along?
112. Do you only go out with metal guys?
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho?
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal?
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal?
116. Can you shred the guitar?
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me?

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Death metal
Black metal
Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
Classic heavy metal

Re:Metal Survey 3 years, 2 months ago #1428

  • Maiden_Goddess
Maiden_Goddess wrote:
Satan wrote:
yeah I know it's a long survey, but if you could just take some time and fill it out I'll give you a coupon for a discount on a Tronjob. Even if you could fill out most of it, I'd really appreciate it. These questions are pretty random, but I tried to group questions by categories.
Why am I doing this? special research, trust me it'll make more sense later.

If you really don't want to answer that many questions, could you at least answer questions 78-101?
those are the most important ones.


Metal Survey

You can submit this publicly, or anonymously. If you can’t find any place to post it, or you want to send it privately, send it to my email elamb87@gmail.com
For each question, put Y for yes, N for no, and X for no answer. If you put an X your answer won’t count towards the final statistics.
Put your answer before the number; feel free to leave witty remarks.
Ex: Y 66. Are you a farmer? (I’m a lead farmer motha fucka)
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Name: Maiden
Nickname/Stage name:Dream_On
Age: 27
Gender:F

1. Do you see yourself as a badass? Sometimes
2. Are you a cocky bastard? N
3. Would you say that you are shy? N
4. Are you a ladies man? N/A
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Y
6. Do you keep up with politics? N
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? NO, ITS MY ENTIRE LIFE
8. Do you want to get married some day? NO!
9. Are you a family man? A FAM WOMAN
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? NAH
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? YES!!
12. Do you hate babies/children? NO
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? NO!
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you?
15. Is judging people bad? NO
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? NO
17. Do you suffer from depression? NO
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? NOPE NOT AT ALL
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? NAH
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? NO, IM TOUGH BECAUSE IF YOU BOTHER ME I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground?
NO
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? FIGHT!
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? NO
24. Do you like the beach? Y
25. Is winter better than summer? Y
26. Do you love video games? Y
27. Do you read books? Y
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? N
29. Do you love sci-fi? N
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? N
31. Do you play any sports?N
32. Do you watch sports? N

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? NO!
34. How about anything with “-core”? NO!
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? YES
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? NOOO!
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? NO
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? Y
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? DEPENDS ON THE BAND
40. Is black metal dead? NO
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? POESSEED IS THE FATHER OF DEATH METAL, DEATH JUST MADE IT PERFECT!
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands?N
43. Is depressive black metal depressing?N
44. Is Tenacious D metal? FUNNY METAL
45. Is corpse paint still cool? Y
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? YES
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? N
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? HARD QUESTION BOTH ARE GREAT GUITARRIST
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? UCK!!! NO!!
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? NOT DESTROYING...JUST MAKING US LOOK BAD

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? NO
52. Do you believe in god? Y
53. If so, is god an asshole? NO
54. Do you hate Christianity? I HATE FANATICS BUT NOT CHRISTIANITY
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? NO NOT REALLY
56. Did you grow up in a religious family? NO
57. Have you ever read the bible? SOMETIMES
58. Did you grow up poor? Y
59. Do you have any super religious friends? N
60. All you need is love? N

61. Do you play an instrument? N
62. Are you actually good at it? N/A
63. Are you fluent in music theory? I HAVE SOME KNOWLEDGE
64. Are you in a band? N
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? N
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? Y
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? Y
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? N/A
69. Is it over 30 gigs? N/A
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? N/A

71. Do you drink? YES
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? THE HARDER THE BETTER
73. Do you smoke cigarettes? SOMETIMES
74. Do you smoke pot? N
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? N
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? N
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? N

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? Y
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? Y
80. Do you use Metal-Archives? Y
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? Y
82. Are you active in the metal community? Y
83. Have you ever burnt a bible? N
84. Do you know the metal handshake? N
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices) N
86. Do you think about metal more than sex? Y
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist?Y
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people? N
89. Do you look down on metal noobs? Y
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere? N
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram? N
92. Do women fail at metal? N
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? I DONT CARE
94. Are most of your friends metal heads?Y
95. Do you like low-fi metal? N
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? CLEAN--I LOVE CLASSIC HEAVY METAL
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? N
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? N
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm? N
100. Do you wear boots? Y
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? Y

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot. THEY ARE SUPER HOT BUT THATS JUST A BONUS FEATURE
110. Do you know any other metal chicks? Y
111. Do you actually get along? Y
112. Do you only go out with metal guys? Y
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho? JAJAJAJA NO DETAILS
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal? Y
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal? YES, TRY ME!
116. Can you shred the guitar? Y
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me? JAJAJA NO!

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list MY FAV GENRE IS CLASSIC HEAVY METAL!
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Death metal
Black metal
Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
Classic heavy metal

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Name: Dan Metalmadcat
Gender: M

m_)1. Do you see yourself as a badass? N
m_)2. Are you a cocky bastard? N
m_)3. Would you say that you are shy? When I need to
m_)4. Are you a ladies man? N
m_)5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Of course
m_)6. Do you keep up with politics? NA
m_)7. Is metal just an escape from reality? Pretty much
m_)8. Do you want to get married some day? Probably not
m_)9. Are you a family man? N
m_)10. Will you die a legend or die trying? Indeed
m_)11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? Humans are
m_)12. Do you hate babies/children? Their parents
m_)13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? N
m_)14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you? Trust me, there are more
m_)15. Is judging people bad? In terms of importance, it is such a waste of time. Now, given the proper time privately with the one we are going to judge may not.
m_)16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? N
m_)17. Do you suffer from depression? I suffer watching those who are
m_)18. Do you enjoy self destruction? N
m_)19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? You could say so
m_)20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? I'm tough because my thoughts are.

m_)21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? That would not give me any guarantee of holding onto anything.
m_)22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? Well, blood will probably run from my nose.
m_)23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? Whenever I can.
m_)24. Do you like the beach? I haven't seen one in ages.
m_)25. Is winter better than summer? Winter is depressing.
m_)26. Do you love video games? I like some.
m_)27. Do you read books? Of course.
m_)28. Are you fluent in internet memes? What?
m_)29. Do you love sci-fi? I enjoy it.
m_)30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? If there is something to be proclaim for is that I am Dan Metalmadcat
m_)31. Do you play any sports? Not lately.
m_)32. Do you watch sports? No

m_)33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? I don't even care thinking about this.
m_)34. How about anything with “-core”? NA
m_)35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? NA
m_)36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal?NA
m_)37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? Yes
m_)38. Is Behemoth still black metal? na
m_)39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? LOL
m_)40. Is black metal dead? You mean they died already? Not in my stereo
m_)41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? NA
m_)42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands? No
m_)43. Is depressive black metal depressing? choices are but are we?
m_)44. Is Tenacious D metal? Got to hear those first.
m_)45. Is corpse paint still cool? NA
m_)46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? You can not compare apples and tomatoes.
m_)47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? Not sure
m_)48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? The first one.
m_)49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? N
m_)50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? I think metal will never die.


m_)60. All you need is love? All you need is a good question here.

m_)61. Do you play an instrument? I play with puppets.
m_)62. Are you actually good at it?
m_)63. Are you fluent in music theory?
m_)64. Are you in a band? Metalmadcat
m_)65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? I perform alive, so vividly every second.
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? I do.
m_)67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? Several.

m_)71. Do you drink? I breathe

m_)73. Do you smoke cigarettes? Never did, never will

m_)75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? No
m_)76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? No
m_)77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? Anything can be an escape but not anything can be useful. And people know this, but it is not knowing; they don't care. Few care about anything...

m_)78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months?
m_)79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts?
m_)80. Do you use Metal-Archives?
m_)81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? Yes
m_)82. Are you active in the metal community? Yes


m_)89. Do you look down on metal noobs? I look down on any human that has no sense of direction.
m_)96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? I prefer combination, always
m_)97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? I am not a statue, certainly am not.
m_)98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? NO
m_)99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm?
m_)100. Do you wear boots? I wear flippers.
m_)101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? I have little contact with anything.

Questions for the dudes:
m_)102. Do you have long hair? I had last year, and so it will grow again
m_)103. Do you have facial hair? I am cat, man.
m_)104. Do you have any tattoos? NO
m_)105. Do you have any piercings? NO
m_)106. Do you only go out with metal chicks? I go out with myself.
m_)107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan? Anything meaningful, the rest can stay where it belongs.
m_)108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years? I don't really give a damn to material things, if that is what you mean.


m_)118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Goth Metal
Death metal
Black metal
Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Opera Metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Speed metal
Heavy Metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
Classic heavy metal

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