1. Do you see yourself as a badass? fuck yea ;D
2. Are you a cocky bastard? depends :9
3. Would you say that you are shy? fuck no!!!
4. Are you a ladies man? ummm i dont have have penis O.O
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? guess so
6. Do you keep up with politics? depends
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? nope
8. Do you want to get married some day? hmm fuck no
9. Are you a family man? no...
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? a legend
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? i can be who isnt >;9
12. Do you hate babies/children? BOTH
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? yes weirdly O.o
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you? fucken crazy
15. Is judging people bad? judging people not scene kinds thier not ppl
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? ehh depends my mood
17. Do you suffer from depression? ehh i suck it and stfu
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? yes
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? im a werewolf
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? no

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? size dont matter in my book
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? fight and die im not dying a pussy
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? now and days
24. Do you like the beach? fuck no
25. Is winter better than summer? nah
26. Do you love video games? nah
27. Do you read books? haha wtf no
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? naw
29. Do you love sci-fi? some of it
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? no
31. Do you play any sports? no
32. Do you watch sports? no

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? its pretty ok better than death core am i right
34. How about anything with “-core”? i have to say metalcore is pretty good but emo and such is differnt some what nu metal like that my opinion
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? no i would just say an ass not total douche XP
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? no more goth
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? fuck yea >
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? fuck yea
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? fuck no 1st of all religion and metal dont mix
40. Is black metal dead? no!!!
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? neh
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands? no
43. Is depressive black metal depressing? fuck no its brutal
44. Is Tenacious D metal? fuck no!!!!
45. Is corpse paint still cool? yea
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? at times
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? depends wut band
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? fuck yea yngvie
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? Fuck no why do u think im here
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? YESSSS

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? neh dont give
52. Do you believe in god? no
53. If so, is god an asshole? all in ur perspective
54. Do you hate Christianity? dont mind but if they tell me something yes
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? nope dont give
56. Did you grow up in a religious family? yep Xp
57. Have you ever read the bible? no
58. Did you grow up poor? yea
59. Do you have any super religious friends? yea
60. All you need is love? not only

61. Do you play an instrument? yea
62. Are you actually good at it? fuck yea
63. Are you fluent in music theory? yes i am
64. Are you in a band? yea
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? duh
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? fuck yea
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? yes *proudly*
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? haha u kno it
69. Is it over 30 gigs? yea XD
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? naw

71. Do you drink? haha depends
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? hard
73. Do you smoke cigarettes? not
74. Do you smoke pot? naw
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? nope i have my reasons
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? if that is the only way their inspired by music yea
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? yea

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? every 6!! fuck no every 2 weeks
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? haha fuck yea
80. Do you use Metal-Archives? naw
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? fuck yea
82. Are you active in the metal community? hell yea
83. Have you ever burnt a bible? n
84. Do you know the metal handshake? y XD
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices) y
86. Do you think about metal more than sex? y
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist? n
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people?y
89. Do you look down on metal noobs? YESSS
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere? haha Y
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram? Y
92. Do women fail at metal? fuck no im 1 douche ;D
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? y
94. Are most of your friends metal heads?y
95. Do you like low-fi metal? n
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? anything
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? fuck yea
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? if im energetic
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm? X
100. Do you wear boots? y
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? N

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot fuck yea with their hair and shit not emos!!!
110. Do you know any other metal chicks? a couple im the only thrash chick tho
111. Do you actually get along? yea
112. Do you only go out with metal guys? fuck yea
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho? naw
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal? fuck im one but most do stupid posers only knowing metallica and shit
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal? fuck yea
116. Can you shred the guitar? fuck yea >
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me? are you a thrash dood then maybe

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Thrash metal wut can i say i love thrash

Name: Raquel
Nickname/Stage name: rakestein
Age: 22
Gender: Female

1. Do you see yourself as a badass? N
2. Are you a cocky bastard? N
3. Would you say that you are shy? Y
4. Are you a ladies man? N
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Y
6. Do you keep up with politics? Y
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? N
8. Do you want to get married some day? N
9. Are you a family man? N
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? Trying
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? Y
12. Do you hate babies/children? Y
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? N
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you? X
15. Is judging people bad? N
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? N
17. Do you suffer from depression? N
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? N
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? Y
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? X

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? X
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? Run and live
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? Y
24. Do you like the beach? N
25. Is winter better than summer? Y
26. Do you love video games? Y
27. Do you read books? Y
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? N
29. Do you love sci-fi? N
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? N
31. Do you play any sports? Y
32. Do you watch sports? N

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? Y
34. How about anything with “-core”? Y
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? X
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? X (I don't listen to black metal, so I don't know)
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? X
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? Y
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? N
40. Is black metal dead? N
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? Y
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands? N
43. Is depressive black metal depressing? X
44. Is Tenacious D metal? N
45. Is corpse paint still cool? Y
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? X
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? Y
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? Y
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? N
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? X

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? N
52. Do you believe in god? N
53. If so, is god an asshole? X
54. Do you hate Christianity? Y
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? Y
56. Did you grow up in a religious family? N
57. Have you ever read the bible? N
58. Did you grow up poor? Y
59. Do you have any super religious friends? N
60. All you need is love? N

61. Do you play an instrument? Y
62. Are you actually good at it? N
63. Are you fluent in music theory? N
64. Are you in a band? N
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? N
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? Y
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? N
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? Y
69. Is it over 30 gigs? N
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? N

71. Do you drink? Y
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? X
73. Do you smoke cigarettes? N
74. Do you smoke pot? N
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? N
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? X
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? Y

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? N (I live in a small city and there aren't any metal concerts)
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? Y
80. Do you use Metal-Archives? Y
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? Y
82. Are you active in the metal community? Y
83. Have you ever burnt a bible? N
84. Do you know the metal handshake? N
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices) N
86. Do you think about metal more than sex? N
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist? N
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people? Y
89. Do you look down on metal noobs? X
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere? N
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram? N
92. Do women fail at metal? X
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? N
94. Are most of your friends metal heads? Y
95. Do you like low-fi metal? X
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? X
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? X
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? N
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm? N
100. Do you wear boots? Y
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? N

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot N
110. Do you know any other metal chicks? Y
111. Do you actually get along? Y
112. Do you only go out with metal guys? N
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho? N
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal? Y
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal? Y
116. Can you shred the guitar? N
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me? N

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list: Thrash metal

I can't answered yes or no in some questions because I can't understand them; my english isn't very good.

Name: Bronwyn
Nickname/Stage name: Black Rose
Age: 19
Gender: Female

1. Do you see yourself as a badass? Yes and No
2. Are you a cocky bastard? I can be
3. Would you say that you are shy? At first I am
4. Are you a ladies man? Nuh
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? No
6. Do you keep up with politics? No way. Waste of time
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? I see it as a way of life
8. Do you want to get married some day? No
9. Are you a family man? No. I hate my family and I don't want one of my own
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? I don't wanna die at all
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? Yeh
12. Do you hate babies/children? Yes
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? Yes
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you? Crazy
15. Is judging people bad? Judging someone before you know them is
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? Yes and no
17. Do you suffer from depression? Yes
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? Sometimes
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? Yes
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? No

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? Yes
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? Fight and live lol
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? Nuh
24. Do you like the beach? No
25. Is winter better than summer? Yes
26. Do you love video games? Not really
27. Do you read books? Yes
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? Nuh
29. Do you love sci-fi? Its ok
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? Nuh
31. Do you play any sports? Use to. Soccer
32. Do you watch sports? No

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? I don't know
34. How about anything with “-core”? Overrated
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? Not to me
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? I'd say so
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? Yes. Shagrath is good in bed btw lol
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? Yes
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? Not to me
40. Is black metal dead? NO
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? Yeh
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands? Yes. Both are
43. Is depressive black metal depressing? No
44. Is Tenacious D metal? No
45. Is corpse paint still cool? Yeh
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? Yes
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? Yeh
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? I don't know
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? Fuck off
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? Yes

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? Yes
52. Do you believe in god? Yes and no
53. If so, is god an asshole? Yes and no
54. Do you hate Christianity? No
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? No
56. Did you grow up in a religious family? No
57. Have you ever read the bible? Once
58. Did you grow up poor? No
59. Do you have any super religious friends? Not super religious but he is religious
60. All you need is love? No

61. Do you play an instrument? 4
62. Are you actually good at it? Yes
63. Are you fluent in music theory? Yes
64. Are you in a band? No
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? Yes
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? Yes
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? Yes
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? Yes
69. Is it over 30 gigs? No
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? Yes

71. Do you drink? Everyday
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? No. Bourbon all the way
73. Do you smoke cigarettes? No I quit
74. Do you smoke pot? Sometimes
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? No
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? Only needles
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? No

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? Yes
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? Yes
80. Do you use Metal-Archives? No
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? Yes and no
82. Are you active in the metal community? There is no metal community where I live
83. Have you ever burnt a bible? No
84. Do you know the metal handshake? Yes
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices) Yes
86. Do you think about metal more than sex? About 50/50
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist? No
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people? Yes
89. Do you look down on metal noobs? Yes
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere? Not everywhere
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram? Yes
92. Do women fail at metal? No
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? Yes
94. Are most of your friends metal heads? No. Just me
95. Do you like low-fi metal? Its ok
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? Both
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? Yes
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? Yes
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm? Yes
100. Do you wear boots? Yes
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? Yes

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot I only date metal guys
110. Do you know any other metal chicks? No
111. Do you actually get along? No
112. Do you only go out with metal guys? Yes
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho? Yes
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal? No
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal? Yes
116. Can you shred the guitar? Yes
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me? No

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
(I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.)

Classic heavy metal

Death metal
Black metal
Thrash metal
Melodic death metal
Progressive metal
Power metal
Folk metal
Neoclassical/Speed metal
Classic heavy metal

Name: Nickname/Stage name: Age: Gender:

1. Do you see yourself as a badass?No 2. Are you a cocky bastard?no 3. Would you say that you are shy? Yeah 4. Are you a ladies man? no 5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Yeah 6. Do you keep up with politics? no 7. Is metal just an escape from reality?no 8. Do you want to get married some day? Yeah 9. Are you a family man? No 10. Will you die a legend or die trying? Legend 11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? Yeah 12. Do you hate babies/children? No 13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby?No 14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you?crazy 15. Is judging people bad? Yeah 16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? No 17. Do you suffer from depression?no18. Do you enjoy self destruction?no 19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? Yeah 20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal?no

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? Yeah 22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? Fight 23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? Not anymore 24. Do you like the beach? no 25. Is winter better than summer? Yeah 26. Do you love video games? No 27. Do you read books? Yeah 28. Are you fluent in internet memes? No 29. Do you love sci-fi?yeah 30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? No 31. Do you play any sports? Not anymore 32. Do you watch sports?yeah

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? No 34. How about anything with “-core”? Grindcore 35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? No 36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? Yeah 37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? Yeah 38. Is Behemoth still black metal? Yeah 39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? No 40. Is black metal dead? No 41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? Yeah so is possesed 42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands?no 43. Is depressive black metal depressing? No 44. Is Tenacious D metal? No 45. Is corpse paint still cool? Yeah 46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? Yeah 47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? Yeah 48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? Malmsteem is a cocky dick 49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? Hell no 50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal?yeah

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? Yeah 52. Do you believe in god? No 53. If so, is god an asshole? No 54. Do you hate Christianity? No 55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? No 56. Did you grow up in a religious family? No 57. Have you ever read the bible? No 58. Did you grow up poor? Yeah 59. Do you have any super religious friends? no 60. All you need is love? Why not

61. Do you play an instrument? Yeah 62. Are you actually good at it? I'm ok at it 63. Are you fluent in music theory? Yeah 64. Are you in a band?no 65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? No 666. Do you have a large physical music collection? Yeah 67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? Yeah 68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? Yeah 69. Is it over 30 gigs?no 70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? No

71. Do you drink? 72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? 73. Do you smoke cigarettes?no 74. Do you smoke pot? Yeah 75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? No 76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? No 77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? Yeah

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? Yeah 79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? Yeah 80. Do you use Metal-Archives? No 81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? I guess 82. Are you active in the metal community? Yeah 83. Have you ever burnt a bible? No 84. Do you know the metal handshake? No 85. Do you know what a “barn” is? (No, it’s not a big red building for keeping farming devices) no 86. Do you think about metal more than sex? Yeah 87. Would you consider yourself an elitist? Not anymore 88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people? Yup 89. Do you look down on metal noobs?no 90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere?no 91. Do you have your own personal pentagram?no 92. Do women fail at metal?no 93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? Who knows maybe 94. Are most of your friends metal heads?yeah 95. Do you like low-fi metal? Yeah 96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? No 97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? No 98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? Yeah 99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm?no 100. Do you wear boots? Yeah 101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals?yeah

Questions for the dudes: 102. Do you have long hair? Yeah 103. Do you have facial hair?yeah 104. Do you have any tattoos? Yeah 105. Do you have any piercings? No 106. Do you only go out with metal chicks? Yeah 107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan? I like it all 108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years? Yeah

Questions for the ladies: 109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot 110. Do you know any other metal chicks? 111. Do you actually get along? 112. Do you only go out with metal guys? 113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho? 114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal? 115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal? 116. Can you shred the guitar? 117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me?

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list (I know only choosing one is hard, but just do it.) Death metal

Death metal Black metal Thrash metal Melodic death metal Progressive metal Power metal Folk metal Neoclassical/Speed metal Classic heavy metal

Name: Jaclyn Dawn
Nickname/Stage name: Jac
Age: 19
Gender: Female

1. Do you see yourself as a badass? Y
2. Are you a cocky bastard? N
3. Would you say that you are shy? Y
4. Are you a ladies man? N
5. Would you say that you have high ideals? Y
6. Do you keep up with politics? Y
7. Is metal just an escape from reality? N
8. Do you want to get married some day? Y
9. Are you a family man? N
10. Will you die a legend or die trying? Y
11. Everybody hates stupid people, but have you ever come to the realization that stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid, and you might very well be one of them? Y Stupid people are cute.
12. Do you hate babies/children? N
13. Does the sound of a crying woman make you want to punch a baby? N
14. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Stupid people, pussies, and crazy people. Which one are you? Crazy. Definitely crazy.
15. Is judging people bad? Y
16. Do you enjoy watching others suffer? N
17. Do you suffer from depression? N
18. Do you enjoy self destruction? N
19. Are you a wolf surrounded by sheep? Y
20. Are you Mr. Tough Guy because you listen to metal? Y Of course

21. If you got in a serious fight with someone around your height and weight do you think that you could hold your ground? Y
22. If you got in a life or death fight with someone at least a foot bigger than you and has 100 pounds on you, would you run away and live or fight and die? Fuck that, I'm running.
23. Do you regularly work out or exercise? Y
24. Do you like the beach? Y
25. Is winter better than summer? N
26. Do you love video games? N
27. Do you read books? Y
28. Are you fluent in internet memes? N
29. Do you love sci-fi? Y
30. Are you a self proclaimed nerd? Y
31. Do you play any sports? N
32. Do you watch sports? N

33. Do you think nu-metal is legit? Y
34. How about anything with “-core”? Y
35. Is Danni Filth a douche bag? X
36. Is Cradle of Filth part of the 2nd wave of black metal? X
37. Is Dimmu Borgir still black metal? X
38. Is Behemoth still black metal? X
39. Is unblack metal (Christian metal) legit? Y
40. Is black metal dead? N
41. Is Chuck Schuldiner the father of death metal? X
42. Is Dethklok or Children of Bodom one of your favorite bands? N
43. Is depressive black metal depressing? N
44. Is Tenacious D metal? X
45. Is corpse paint still cool? Y
46. Is underground metal way better than mainstream metal? X
47. Are grindcore pig vocals cool? N
48. Yngvie Malmsteen > Eric Clapton? Malmsteen
49. Do you like hip hop/gangster rap? Y
50. Do you think emo kids are destroying metal? N

51. Do you believe in an afterlife? X
52. Do you believe in god? N
53. If so, is god an asshole? X
54. Do you hate Christianity? N
55. Do you hate monotheistic religions in general? N
56. Did you grow up in a religious family? Y
57. Have you ever read the bible? Y
58. Did you grow up poor? N
59. Do you have any super religious friends? Y
60. All you need is love? N

61. Do you play an instrument? Y
62. Are you actually good at it? N
63. Are you fluent in music theory? Y
64. Are you in a band? Y Shitty cover band.
65. Are you playing/have you played live shows? Y
666. Do you have a large physical music collection? Y
67. Do you have any rare or valuable metal artifacts? Y
68. Is your metal folder over 10 gigs? Y
69. Is it over 30 gigs? N
70. Does most of your music come from Scandinavia? N

71. Do you drink? N
72. Do you prefer beer over wine and hard alcohol? N
73. Do you smoke cigarettes? N
74. Do you smoke pot? Y
75. Do you or have you at some point had a history with hard drugs? N
76. Do you look down on people who use drugs? N
77. Are drugs and alcohol just an escape from reality? N

78. Do you go to a metal show at least once every 6 months? N
79. Do you have a treasure trove of metal shirts? N
80. Do you use Metal-Archives? Y
81. Do you enjoy metal philosophy and debates? Y
82. Are you active in the metal community? N
83. Have you ever burnt a bible? Y Just one page. It was necessary.
84. Do you know the metal handshake? N
85. Do you know what a “barn” is? N
86. Do you think about metal more than sex? Y
87. Would you consider yourself an elitist? N
88. Or is elitist just another word for closed minded people? Y
89. Do you look down on metal noobs? N
90. Do you draw inverted crosses and pentagrams everywhere? N
91. Do you have your own personal pentagram? N
92. Do women fail at metal? N
93. Is Satan a cool mother fucker? N I don't believe in Christianity
94. Are most of your friends metal heads? Y
95. Do you like low-fi metal? Y
96. Do you prefer clean vocals over metal/guttural vocals in general? Y
97. Do you go poser bowling at metal shows? N
98. Do you rule everybody in a moshpit? N
99. Have you ever branded yourself with the metal on your lighter or put a cigarette out on your arm? Y
100. Do you wear boots? Y
101. Do you and your friends have metal rituals? N

Questions for the dudes:
102. Do you have long hair?
103. Do you have facial hair?
104. Do you have any tattoos?
105. Do you have any piercings?
106. Do you only go out with metal chicks?
107. Do you prefer lyrical content of gore and violence to lyrics about evil and Satan?
108. Would you rather have your dick chopped off, than lose all of the metal mileage you’ve acquired over the years?

Questions for the ladies:
109. Admit it; you just think metal guys are hot. I don't discriminate.
110. Do you know any other metal chicks? Y
111. Do you actually get along? Y
112. Do you only go out with metal guys? N
113. Do you dream about fucking Alexi Laiho? N
114. Do most metal chicks have horrible taste in metal? N
115. Can you keep up with the dudes in metal? N I always feel like such a noob
116. Can you shred the guitar? N
117. If you answered yes to the previous question, will you marry me?

118. Last but not least, choose your favorite genre among this list
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